There was a time when thieves had to work to steal your wallet—maybe bump into you on the subway, or perform an elaborate distraction while their partner in crime swiped your stuff. But thanks to modern technology, criminals can now[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
2023
With blockchain, every tech entrepreneur suddenly became a visionary by slapping decentralized onto ideas that absolutely did not need to be on a blockchain. Yes, the technology is brilliant for some things—like cryptocurrencies (when they’re not crashing) or supply chain[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember the golden age of Black Friday? Those were simpler times. You’d bundle up like an Arctic explorer, camp outside Best Buy from midnight until dawn, and engage in light combat with fellow shoppers over the last $100 TV. Sure,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The annual Mom Games represent the pinnacle of competitive suburban survival skills, where twenty-four battle-hardened parents enter a superstore arena but only one emerges victorious. This isn’t your typical Hunger Games – here the weapons are Yelp reviews sharper than[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of chaos that happens when you look at a pile of leftover screws, random circuit boards, and that one mystery cable from 2007 and think, “I can definitely build something with this.” It’s not hoarding—it’s preemptive[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If this year taught us anything, it’s that artificial intelligence has opinions—and those opinions mostly involve impersonating celebrities without their consent. The year started with AI Drake dropping a verse on a TikTok remix, and by December, we had AI[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
VR treadmills are what happens when engineers who’ve never met a human try to solve the problem of “how to walk in virtual reality without walking in real life.” The result? A bizarre contraption that makes you look like a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when computer security meant your little brother totally couldn’t get past your ultra-secure Windows 98 login screen? Those were simpler times – back when password protection was more of a polite suggestion than an actual barrier. The whole system[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We can’t go through the Halloween season without mentioning a mummy or two, especially those pyramid-scheming crypto jerks from the 25th dynasty. Cryptocurrency has officially reached the “throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks” phase of its existence.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloween, everyone. There’s something deeply unsettling about the way humans transform when faced with a CAPTCHA. One second, we’re functioning members of society—the next, we’re hunched over our screens, eyes glazed over, robotically clicking traffic lights and crosswalks like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…









