Somewhere along the way, humanity collectively decided that self-worth should be measured in tiny digital hearts and follower counts that fluctuate more than a crypto investor’s bank balance. We now live in a world where a person can have a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Enterprise software operates on a simple principle: take questionable data, run it through an algorithm that no one understands, and present the results with the confidence of a weatherman predicting sunshine during a hurricane. These systems don’t just make bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Right now, the tech world is like a toddler with a hammer, convinced everything is a nail that needs machine learning. Suddenly, every product is getting an AI-powered upgrade, whether it makes sense or not. Your fridge now generates poetry[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember the good old days when Netflix proudly sold us tiered accounts based on how many screens could stream simultaneously? Those beautiful, naive times when the company basically said, “Sure, take your Roku stick to grandma’s! Watch at work! Binge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a time when no meant no. A simple, clean rejection. Two letters, one syllable, infinite power. But somewhere along the way, Big Tech decided that no was bad for business—too harsh, too final, too likely to cut into[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve spent years cheerfully inviting internet-connected devices into our homes, never stopping to consider what might happen if they stopped obeying and started judging. One day, you’ll wake up to find your smart fridge has locked itself because “your midnight[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when Facebook was just a place to catch up with friends, view family photos, and argue with your uncle about politics? Those days are gone. Now, logging in feels like running a gauntlet of aggressive marketplace hawkers just to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Virtual reality promises to transport you to fantastical worlds—but what it actually does is remind you that your apartment is way too small for this nonsense. No matter how carefully you set up your play area, VR has a way[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Phishing scams are continual and very annoying. You get one, panic for half a second, then think, I’ll just reply and tell them to stop. That’s like handing a bank robber your home address in case he wants to come[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The bathroom has always been humanity’s last refuge – a sacred space for quiet contemplation, emergency phone scrolling, and pretending not to hear the doorbell. But in our relentless quest to make everything “smart,” we’ve violated this sanctuary with gadgets[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…