I get so annoyed with people who blast videos from their phones in public spaces like it’s their personal movie theater—one where the surround sound is tinny, the dialogue is incomprehensible, and the only available snack is your growing rage.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
2023
The Steam Summer Sale is a magical time of year when your bank account weeps, your hard drive screams for mercy, and your common sense takes a hard vacation. You log on just to browse, like some kind of innocent[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine you’re scrolling through crypto Twitter when suddenly—BAM!—your brain short-circuits. “DOGE 2.0 just dropped?! Shut up and take my life savings!” Your mouse becomes a blur of reckless clicks, like a caffeinated woodpecker attacking the “BUY” button. Research? Pfft. You’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hacking was once a hobby for mischievous nerds in basements, now a multi-billion-dollar industry with more acronyms than a government conspiracy theory. When the Internet was still in its infancy and Bulletin Board Systems were all the range, I learned[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…



