Don’t you love that magical time when developers take something that works perfectly fine and say, “You know what this needs? A complete overhaul that nobody asked for!” One day, you’re happily using an app, muscle memory guiding your fingers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged blockchain
We all love to proudly declare we’re thinking outside the box – usually while sitting in the same office chair, drinking from the same coffee mug, and suggesting the same three ideas we always do. The truth is, we’re not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve officially reached peak civilization when our greatest existential threat isn’t plague or war or asteroid impacts, but the nagging fear that somewhere out there, people are having more fun without us. While our ancestors worried about saber-toothed tigers and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blockchain promised to revolutionize finance, but instead it’s like a group project where everyone insists we don’t need a leader—and now your life savings are trapped in a Google Doc that may or may not be a scam. Sure, it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every workplace has its own version of initiation by tedium—a sacred tradition where new employees must prove their worth by enduring soul-crushing tasks that serve no purpose other than to break their spirit. Whether it’s manually updating a 500-row spreadsheet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Soulbound Resume
Gone are the days when getting a job just meant polishing your résumé and practicing a firm handshake. Now? You’re not just applying for a position—you’re undergoing a digital colonoscopy where HR can excavate your entire online existence, from that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…





