There’s a special kind of comedy in watching someone become deeply offended by something that was clearly never meant for them in the first place. It’s like watching a vegan protest a steakhouse or a cat demand to know why[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We all love to proudly declare we’re thinking outside the box – usually while sitting in the same office chair, drinking from the same coffee mug, and suggesting the same three ideas we always do. The truth is, we’re not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every school cafeteria operates as a thriving black market where USDA-approved meals go to die, and the currency of choice is anything neon-colored, vacuum-sealed, and nutritionally void. Parents may pack lunches with the precision of a Michelin-starred chef—organic apple slices[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…