We’ve reached a point in human evolution where every question, no matter how profound or mundane, inevitably leads us to the same digital place: Google. Gone are the days of pondering life’s mysteries over a cup of coffee or arguing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How many times have you stared at a progress bar stuck at 99%? It’s the ultimate tease of the digital world. One second it’s sprinting toward the finish line like an Olympic hopeful, the next it’s having a full-blown existential[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s no battlefield more chaotic than a shared Google Doc. What begins as a harmless collaboration—“Let’s all work together on this!”—quickly devolves into a passive-aggressive war of fonts, comments, and rogue cursor movements. Suddenly, you’re not just editing a document;[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of existential dread that comes with typing your email into Have I Been Pwned—that heart-pounding moment when you’re not sure if you’re about to get an all clear or a full audit of how badly the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blockchain promised to revolutionize finance, but instead it’s like a group project where everyone insists we don’t need a leader—and now your life savings are trapped in a Google Doc that may or may not be a scam. Sure, it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve spent years cheerfully inviting internet-connected devices into our homes, never stopping to consider what might happen if they stopped obeying and started judging. One day, you’ll wake up to find your smart fridge has locked itself because “your midnight[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zoom recently went from “Hey, let’s virtual happy hour!” to “Wait, is the FBI in this breakout room?” faster than you could say “You’re on mute!” Zoom essentially promised real end-to-end encryption but terms and conditions apply. Exclusions include: free[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Alien franchise is essentially a 40-year-long cautionary tale about why humanity has no business exploring space. From the moment the crew of the Nostromo decided violating quarantine protocols to poke at suspicious alien eggs was a good idea, we’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the grand tradition of dystopian fiction, The Hunger Games stands out as the most brutal teen pageant ever conceived—a glittery, murderous spectacle where the prize is survival and the audience is a bunch of Capitol citizens who apparently think[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when plugging your phone into a public charger was as carefree as accepting a stick of gum from a stranger? Those days are gone. Now, every USB port in the wild comes with an unspoken question: “Are you giving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…