There exists a special breed of social media terrorist who delights in tagging you in photos where you look like a sleep-deprived raccoon who just witnessed a crime. These digital sadists operate with the precision of a sniper, waiting until[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Social media sometimes feels like that one friend who never lets you forget that time you tripped in public, except this friend has a photographic memory and insists on sharing the evidence every. Single. Year. Just when you’ve finally repressed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Somewhere along the way, humanity collectively decided that self-worth should be measured in tiny digital hearts and follower counts that fluctuate more than a crypto investor’s bank balance. We now live in a world where a person can have a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here’s the uncomfortable truth: every time you open Facebook, you’re feeding a ravenous data machine that knows you better than your own mother. That innocent scroll through your feed? It’s actually a sophisticated surveillance operation where your pauses, likes, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You, a modern-day digital warrior, declare “enough!” Phone off. Wi-Fi unplugged. Smartwatch tossed into a drawer like it’s evidence. For one glorious moment, you bask in the sweet, sweet silence of not being pinged, tracked, or algorithmically judged. “Ah, freedom!”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trying to quit social media is like breaking up with a clingy ex who also happens to be holding your childhood photos hostage. “Oh, you wanna leave? Cool, cool. Say goodbye to… checks notes… your entire identity and sense of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…