There’s something deeply ironic about firing up a remastered version of a game from your childhood, only to discover it now requires more storage space than your entire middle school computer lab could handle. We’ve reached peak absurdity in game[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Metaverse relationships exist in a bizarre digital purgatory where romance and absurdity collide—where you can have deep, meaningful conversations while your partner’s avatar floats slightly above their virtual chair because they still haven’t figured out the sitting mechanics. These connections[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
USB drives are innocent-looking, wildly convenient, and potentially the Trojan horse of the tech world. One second you’re happily plugging in what you think is your coworker’s presentation, and the next your computer starts speaking in binary while your files[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gone are the days when arguments happened in hushed tones or behind closed doors – now we broadcast our beefs to the world like it’s prime-time entertainment. Social media has become the digital equivalent of throwing chairs on Jerry Springer,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every school cafeteria operates as a thriving black market where USDA-approved meals go to die, and the currency of choice is anything neon-colored, vacuum-sealed, and nutritionally void. Parents may pack lunches with the precision of a Michelin-starred chef—organic apple slices[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was no greater digital flex than seeing your initials blazing atop an arcade cabinet’s leaderboard. This wasn’t just three letters – it was your legacy, your digital immortality, your way of screaming I was here to every kid who’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Meet Harold. Some people thought he was a little “out there,” but little did they know, he was about to set the school’s high dive record—in the most Harold way possible. Instead of the usual dive, he took the “elevation”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…