In the swirling, chaotic soup of modern life, we all need a little backup. We’ve officially entered the age of the emotional support [Insert Object Here]. And while it’s lovely that we now recognize a golden retriever can soothe anxiety,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There exists a sacred gathering, a ritual passed down through generations of women who claim they’re there for literary enrichment but are really there for the wine and gossip. Yes, I’m talking about ladies’ book clubs—the only place where Eat,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s discuss PETA – that well-meaning but perpetually out-of-touch activist group that somehow manages to make everyone uncomfortable, including the animals they’re trying to protect. This is the organization that will compare your turkey sandwich to the Holocaust while simultaneously[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Caution: This Sign Exists Because Someone Was That Dumb We live in a world where common sense has been legally obligated to take a backseat to liability. Everywhere you look, there are signs stating the blindingly obvious—not because we’ve collectively[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of irony that happens when someone comes up with a perfectly reasonable idea—only to overlook the one glaring flaw that renders the whole thing absurd. It’s like opening a pet salon for fish and forgetting to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of first-world existential crisis that occurs when you’re forced to share a single game console with your entire household. The sheer injustice of it all – having to negotiate screen time like some kind of pre-industrial[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you ever want proof that humanity is both endlessly inventive and utterly helpless, look no further than tech support tickets. These digital cries for help range from the reasonable (“My printer is on fire”) to the absurd (“My computer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something dangerously comforting about having a backup plan. That second kidney? A spare tire in the trunk? The emergency $20 bill you keep in your phone case? They all whisper the same seductive lie: “Go ahead, live dangerously—I’ve got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something beautifully absurd about watching a ten-year-old command a fire-breathing dragon to fight a psychic cat while an entire stadium cheers them on. Pokémon battles are essentially high-stakes pet fights with better special effects and significantly worse labor laws.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The annual Mom Games represent the pinnacle of competitive suburban survival skills, where twenty-four battle-hardened parents enter a superstore arena but only one emerges victorious. This isn’t your typical Hunger Games – here the weapons are Yelp reviews sharper than[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…