Ah, prank calls—the original form of trolling, back when the only “anonymous” you could be was a kid with a squeaky voice pretending to be “Mr. Stinky Pants from the IRS.” Before robocalls ruined everything by making unsolicited phone calls[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s nothing quite like the moment your high-tech virtual reality headset yanks you from total immersion into utter absurdity. One second you’re a fearless warrior battling dragons, the next you’re a floating pair of disembodied hands clipping through a castle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I get so annoyed with people who blast videos from their phones in public spaces like it’s their personal movie theater—one where the surround sound is tinny, the dialogue is incomprehensible, and the only available snack is your growing rage.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the annual employee survey—a sacred corporate ritual where companies pretend to care about your opinions, and employees pretend they believe them. These digital interrogations promises that your voice matters while delivering results that are promptly filed under things we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
App permissions are a nightmare. So, there you are blazing through app permissions like you’re speed-reading War and Peace before a nap. “Location? Sure! Camera? Why not! My hopes, dreams, and existential dread? Uhh… Allow All it is!” It starts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…