If this year taught us anything, it’s that artificial intelligence has opinions—and those opinions mostly involve impersonating celebrities without their consent. The year started with AI Drake dropping a verse on a TikTok remix, and by December, we had AI[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
VR treadmills are what happens when engineers who’ve never met a human try to solve the problem of “how to walk in virtual reality without walking in real life.” The result? A bizarre contraption that makes you look like a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when computer security meant your little brother totally couldn’t get past your ultra-secure Windows 98 login screen? Those were simpler times – back when password protection was more of a polite suggestion than an actual barrier. The whole system[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We can’t go through the Halloween season without mentioning a mummy or two, especially those pyramid-scheming crypto jerks from the 25th dynasty. Cryptocurrency has officially reached the “throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks” phase of its existence.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Operating systems are like a high school reunion—some are the popular kids everyone loves, others are the embarrassing flops we pretend never existed, and a few are the eccentric geniuses who only hang out in the science lab. Let’s start[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something uniquely beautiful about the dumb questions on Stack Overflow – the kind that make you pause, squint at your screen, and whisper “Oh, sweet summer child” before reaching for the close as duplicate button with the speed of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when we used to remember things? Yeah, me neither, I had to Google it. These days, our brains have outsourced basic knowledge to the internet like a lazy CEO delegating all their work. You could ask me what 8[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blockchain promised to revolutionize finance, but instead it’s like a group project where everyone insists we don’t need a leader—and now your life savings are trapped in a Google Doc that may or may not be a scam. Sure, it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve all been victims of clickbait marketing, that diabolical art of luring you in with outrageous promises only to deliver crushing disappointment. Companies have perfected the formula: hit you with a headline so absurd you have to click, like “Grandma[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel like when I use chatbot support, my cry for help is met with the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived intern copy-pasting from a manual written in 2003. You type “My account is broken”, and it cheerfully responds, “Please log[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…