We are a people of technology, of progress, of absolutely zero sense of direction. If our GPS suddenly died, most of us would wander in circles until we were eventually found by search dogs, muttering, “I swear the coffee shop[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In a country that invented fast food, next-day delivery, and microwave meals, it is surprising how many people take a relaxed approach to timekeeping. While some cultures treat punctuality as sacred (looking at you, Japan and Switzerland), many in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Someday soon, in our brave new AI-dominated world, the script might be flipped—suddenly, machines will be the ones demanding we prove our robotic credentials. Instead of websites asking you to identify blurry street signs or click on pictures of buses,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve reached a point in human evolution where every question, no matter how profound or mundane, inevitably leads us to the same digital place: Google. Gone are the days of pondering life’s mysteries over a cup of coffee or arguing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s no battlefield more chaotic than a shared Google Doc. What begins as a harmless collaboration—“Let’s all work together on this!”—quickly devolves into a passive-aggressive war of fonts, comments, and rogue cursor movements. Suddenly, you’re not just editing a document;[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Folks, we live in strange times. Once upon a day, if you asked someone how many genders there were, they’d say “Two: male and female, just like the God and basic biology intended.” But now? Oh boy. Now we’ve got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in the golden age of data—where every click, scroll, and half-hearted mouse wiggle is religiously tracked, stored, and turned into eighteen colorful charts that technically mean something. The problem? We’re not mining insights anymore; we’re panning for gold[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Programmers everywhere are nervously watching GitHub Copilot autocomplete their jobs into oblivion. Gone are the days of “I’ll just Google Stack Overflow for eight hours.” Now, you just whisper your problem into ChatGPT like a digital oracle, and voilà! Code[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am often frustrated with the chronically late, those poor souls who treat punctuality like a suggestion and deadlines like abstract art. They don’t just arrive late; they arrive armed with excuses so weak they make a wet paper bag[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when we used to remember things? Yeah, me neither, I had to Google it. These days, our brains have outsourced basic knowledge to the internet like a lazy CEO delegating all their work. You could ask me what 8[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…