Navigating a modern superhero movie has become less of a leisure activity and more of a part-time job that requires its own certification. You don’t just buy a ticket and some popcorn anymore; you strap in for a doctoral thesis[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Corporate America has officially run out of earthly places to cut corners, so naturally, the next logical step is to blast our factories into space. Forget outsourcing to China—the real money saver is manufacturing in zero gravity, where there are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the shadowy depths of every office, there lurks a silent menace—more persistent than a printer error, more elusive than a missing semicolon. No, it’s not a virus. It’s not even the guy who keeps microwaving fish in the breakroom.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I often have to kick myself when I lend something out with the naive hope that it will return to me in the same condition, or at all. Somewhere in the universe, there’s a black hole where pens, chargers, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of chaos that happens when you look at a pile of leftover screws, random circuit boards, and that one mystery cable from 2007 and think, “I can definitely build something with this.” It’s not hoarding—it’s preemptive[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes when I’m sitting there trying to come up with the answer to a security question, I get that awkward realization that the person I was years ago is basically a stranger at this point. What were you into in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…