The Outer Space Treaty never accounted for humanity’s greatest unstoppable force: corporate branding. Picture the first SpaceX rover touching down on Mars not to conduct science, but to immediately start planting company flags like a Roomba on a territorial rampage.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve done tons of flash drive drops at client sites and not a one has passed. There’s something about finding a random flash drive on the ground that triggers a primal, almost mythological level of curiosity. It’s like discovering a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome to the Crypto Zoo, the only place where the exhibits are louder than the visitors and the “assets” keep trying to escape their cages. Over in the Bitcoin enclosure, a grimy miner rattles the bars, shouting “Just let me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve all sat through the cybersecurity training. We’ve nodded along as IT lectures us about “hovering over links” and “checking sender addresses.” We’ve even scoffed at the hilariously obvious phishing attempts—”URGENT: Your CEO’s Dog Needs Bitcoin!”—feeling smug in our cyber-savviness.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is the dystopian future of IoT—where everything is smart enough to get dumb malware. You wake up craving a perfectly chilled Chardonnay, only to find your smart wine cooler demanding bitcoin. Turns out, your fancy appliance also downloaded TotallyLegitWineApp.exe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With blockchain, every tech entrepreneur suddenly became a visionary by slapping decentralized onto ideas that absolutely did not need to be on a blockchain. Yes, the technology is brilliant for some things—like cryptocurrencies (when they’re not crashing) or supply chain[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We can’t go through the Halloween season without mentioning a mummy or two, especially those pyramid-scheming crypto jerks from the 25th dynasty. Cryptocurrency has officially reached the “throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks” phase of its existence.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blockchain promised to revolutionize finance, but instead it’s like a group project where everyone insists we don’t need a leader—and now your life savings are trapped in a Google Doc that may or may not be a scam. Sure, it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Somewhere along the way, humanity collectively decided that self-worth should be measured in tiny digital hearts and follower counts that fluctuate more than a crypto investor’s bank balance. We now live in a world where a person can have a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine you’re scrolling through crypto Twitter when suddenly—BAM!—your brain short-circuits. “DOGE 2.0 just dropped?! Shut up and take my life savings!” Your mouse becomes a blur of reckless clicks, like a caffeinated woodpecker attacking the “BUY” button. Research? Pfft. You’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…