Corporate America has officially run out of earthly places to cut corners, so naturally, the next logical step is to blast our factories into space. Forget outsourcing to China—the real money saver is manufacturing in zero gravity, where there are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When the metaverse first emerged as the next big thing, corporations eagerly jumped in, visions of digital dollar signs dancing in their heads—only to immediately face the existential nightmare of accounting for assets that may or may not exist in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Synergy” is the magical business buzzword that sounds like progress but usually just means someone’s about to reorganize the entire company into oblivion. No one ever says “We need more synergy!” and follows it with good news. It’s always the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The bathroom has always been humanity’s last refuge – a sacred space for quiet contemplation, emergency phone scrolling, and pretending not to hear the doorbell. But in our relentless quest to make everything “smart,” we’ve violated this sanctuary with gadgets[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing says we didn’t think this through like building your mission-critical data center in a flood zone because the rent was cheap, or next to a fireworks factory because “the explosions make great stress tests!” Sure, that abandoned warehouse by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Free-to-play” games are the ultimate bait-and-switch—like getting a “free” puppy and then realizing you’ve somehow spent $3,000 on organic dog treats and a designer raincoat. You download the game,thrilled by the price tag, only to discover it’s basically a digital[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trying to quit social media is like breaking up with a clingy ex who also happens to be holding your childhood photos hostage. “Oh, you wanna leave? Cool, cool. Say goodbye to… checks notes… your entire identity and sense of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…