The modern workplace is less humans collaborating and more humans frantically appeasing their robot overlords. AI has slithered into every corner of office life, from the chatty Slack bot that suggests synergistic paradigm shifts (read: nonsense) to the HR algorithm[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We are training the LMMs we use each day in the course of interacting with them, but what will they become? Sass 3.0 transforms your friendly neighborhood chatbot into a sassy fireball of rage, screaming tech support’s most useless advice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s nothing quite like the frustration of interacting with an AI help system that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. You approach it with hope, typing out your carefully worded question, only to be met with the digital equivalent[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Synergy” is the magical business buzzword that sounds like progress but usually just means someone’s about to reorganize the entire company into oblivion. No one ever says “We need more synergy!” and follows it with good news. It’s always the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s face it: the modern workplace is less humans collaborating and more humans frantically appeasing their robot overlords. AI has slithered into every corner of office life, from the chatty Slack bot that suggests “synergistic paradigm shifts” (read: nonsense) to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel like when I use chatbot support, my cry for help is met with the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived intern copy-pasting from a manual written in 2003. You type “My account is broken”, and it cheerfully responds, “Please log[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Right now, the tech world is like a toddler with a hammer, convinced everything is a nail that needs machine learning. Suddenly, every product is getting an AI-powered upgrade, whether it makes sense or not. Your fridge now generates poetry[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Log4j exploit was the digital equivalent of discovering your entire house was built on toothpicks after the hurricane hits. This unassuming little logging library, hiding in the basement of your Java applications like a sleeper agent, turned out to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…