You know those suspiciously cheap cloud services with names like “Elite Secure Cloud Pro” that somehow cost less per year than a Starbucks coffee? These digital snake oil salesmen promise enterprise-grade infrastructure but deliver what feels like a USB stick[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When the metaverse first emerged as the next big thing, corporations eagerly jumped in, visions of digital dollar signs dancing in their heads—only to immediately face the existential nightmare of accounting for assets that may or may not exist in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No nation gets put through the wringer quite like the United States. We’ve been kicked, criticized, and left for dead more times than a Netflix show after season two. And yet, somehow, like a stubborn raccoon that won’t quit your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve done tons of flash drive drops at client sites and not a one has passed. There’s something about finding a random flash drive on the ground that triggers a primal, almost mythological level of curiosity. It’s like discovering a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome to the Crypto Zoo, the only place where the exhibits are louder than the visitors and the “assets” keep trying to escape their cages. Over in the Bitcoin enclosure, a grimy miner rattles the bars, shouting “Just let me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve all sat through the cybersecurity training. We’ve nodded along as IT lectures us about “hovering over links” and “checking sender addresses.” We’ve even scoffed at the hilariously obvious phishing attempts—”URGENT: Your CEO’s Dog Needs Bitcoin!”—feeling smug in our cyber-savviness.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is the dystopian future of IoT—where everything is smart enough to get dumb malware. You wake up craving a perfectly chilled Chardonnay, only to find your smart wine cooler demanding bitcoin. Turns out, your fancy appliance also downloaded TotallyLegitWineApp.exe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Programmers everywhere are nervously watching GitHub Copilot autocomplete their jobs into oblivion. Gone are the days of “I’ll just Google Stack Overflow for eight hours.” Now, you just whisper your problem into ChatGPT like a digital oracle, and voilà! Code[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We can’t go through the Halloween season without mentioning a mummy or two, especially those pyramid-scheming crypto jerks from the 25th dynasty. Cryptocurrency has officially reached the “throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks” phase of its existence.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloween. It’s time for another monster comic, this time from another country. Speaking of other countries, your mother probably told you to avoid certain areas of town. Well, cybersecurity guys say the same thing about regions of the world.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…