Have you fallen down the digital filter rabbit hole, where a few taps can transform us from sleep-deprived mortals into ethereal beings with flawless skin, anime eyes, and cheekbones sharp enough to slice cheese. Sure, it’s fun at first—until you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something uniquely humiliating about being yelled at by a pre-programmed fitness instructor who can’t even sweat. I’ve been using these virtual training apps long enough to realize they’re not actually designed to help me – they exist to gaslight[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember the golden age of Black Friday? Those were simpler times. You’d bundle up like an Arctic explorer, camp outside Best Buy from midnight until dawn, and engage in light combat with fellow shoppers over the last $100 TV. Sure,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome to the Walmart of the tomorrow, where shopping has been optimized into a surreal, frictionless nightmare of convenience. Gone are the days of wandering aisles like a confused peasant—now, every inch of this retail utopia has been engineered to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve all ghosted someone at some point, vanishing from their life like a Snapchat message with the urgency of someone who just spotted their ex at the grocery store. One day you’re texting like you’re starring in your own rom-com,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something uniquely hilarious—and slightly terrifying—about watching a grown adult sprint full-speed down a sidewalk, eyes glued to their phone, only to slam into a lamppost because a digital Charizard just appeared. Thanks to augmented reality games like Pokémon Go,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They say opposites attract—and in our case, my wife is attracted to nature’s beauty, while I’m busy trying to render nature’s beauty at 60fps. Picture this: Aimee’s out there living her best life—breathing fresh air, touching grass, probably befriending a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…