There was a time when malls were the pulsating heart of teenage civilization—a neon-lit paradise where you could buy books at Waldenbooks, records at Sam Goody, and inhale an Orange Julius while loitering near the fountain like it was your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Picture this: The robot uprising finally happens, but instead of Terminator-style carnage, it’s more like a polite British coup. Your Roomba doesn’t ram your ankles—it apologizes while vacuuming your remains into its dustbin. “Terribly sorry about this, human. Just following[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloween, everyone. There’s something deeply unsettling about the way humans transform when faced with a CAPTCHA. One second, we’re functioning members of society—the next, we’re hunched over our screens, eyes glazed over, robotically clicking traffic lights and crosswalks like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve all been there – standing in an IKEA parking lot, staring at a flat-pack bookshelf that’s roughly the size of a baby elephant, while patting our Toyota Corolla like it’s a trusty pack mule. The internal dialogue always starts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…