Corporate sponsorship has escaped its natural habitat—the sports field—and now grazes freely across daily life. Once confined to stadium names and NASCAR decals, branding has quietly expanded into schools, parks, museums, and even public bathrooms. This evolution isn’t accidental. Advertising[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mindfulness apps are the digital equivalent of a yoga instructor whispering “just be present” while your phone buzzes with 47 unread Slack messages. We’ve reached peak modern absurdity when we need a $12.99/month subscription to remind us to stop and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know that moment when you casually mention one time that you’re thinking about buying a kayak, and suddenly every ad on the internet is like, “Heard you want a kayak!!!”—despite the fact that you have never, in your entire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If the internet had a VIP section for data harvesting, the most valuable patrons wouldn’t be the influencers, the conspiracy theorists, or the terminally online hot-take artists. No, the real goldmine is boring people. The ones whose search history is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve created a digital dystopia where our inboxes resemble a post-apocalyptic wasteland – endless stretches of Nigerian prince scams and suspicious “account alert” warnings, with the occasional legitimate email struggling to survive like the last can of beans in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve officially entered an era where trust is the rarest currency in existence. Remember when answering the phone used to be exciting? Now, if an unknown number flashes on your screen, you treat it like a live grenade—letting it go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve reached a point in human evolution where every question, no matter how profound or mundane, inevitably leads us to the same digital place: Google. Gone are the days of pondering life’s mysteries over a cup of coffee or arguing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when Halloween meant unleashing sugar-crazed children into the neighborhood while parents enjoyed rare moments of peace or handed out candy together? Those simpler times have given way to the modern era of parental escort duty – and with it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember the good old days when Netflix proudly sold us tiered accounts based on how many screens could stream simultaneously? Those beautiful, naive times when the company basically said, “Sure, take your Roku stick to grandma’s! Watch at work! Binge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when Facebook was just a place to catch up with friends, view family photos, and argue with your uncle about politics? Those days are gone. Now, logging in feels like running a gauntlet of aggressive marketplace hawkers just to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…