I feel like when I use chatbot support, my cry for help is met with the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived intern copy-pasting from a manual written in 2003. You type “My account is broken”, and it cheerfully responds, “Please log[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember the good old days when Netflix proudly sold us tiered accounts based on how many screens could stream simultaneously? Those beautiful, naive times when the company basically said, “Sure, take your Roku stick to grandma’s! Watch at work! Binge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Phishing scams are continual and very annoying. You get one, panic for half a second, then think, I’ll just reply and tell them to stop. That’s like handing a bank robber your home address in case he wants to come[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Steam Summer Sale is a magical time of year when your bank account weeps, your hard drive screams for mercy, and your common sense takes a hard vacation. You log on just to browse, like some kind of innocent[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hacking was once a hobby for mischievous nerds in basements, now a multi-billion-dollar industry with more acronyms than a government conspiracy theory. When the Internet was still in its infancy and Bulletin Board Systems were all the range, I learned[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special breed of hacker who doesn’t just want to steal your data—they want to mess with your life in ways so bizarre, you’d think they’re training for a reality show called “Prank My Identity.” These digital gremlins skip[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The U.S. tax code operates on a simple premise: nothing should ever be simple. What begins as an innocent attempt to report your income quickly spirals into an existential crisis when you realize the form asking “Did you receive any[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the physical world, crime tends to be an intimate affair – your cousin borrows your power tools forever, your ex mysteriously drains your joint Netflix account, and your neighbor’s cat stages a hostile takeover of your patio furniture. If[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Your team’s ability to spot a phishing email is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. One minute they’re responsible adults, the next they’re handing over their passwords because a sketchy email claiming to be IT said “Click here or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know that moment of sheer panic when a website rejects your fifth password attempt while simultaneously demanding uppercase letters, hieroglyphics, and the DNA sequence of a rare tropical frog. Just as you’re about to surrender and type “Ch33zeLover77” yet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…