I’ve done tons of flash drive drops at client sites and not a one has passed. There’s something about finding a random flash drive on the ground that triggers a primal, almost mythological level of curiosity. It’s like discovering a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know that moment when you casually mention one time that you’re thinking about buying a kayak, and suddenly every ad on the internet is like, “Heard you want a kayak!!!”—despite the fact that you have never, in your entire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If the internet had a VIP section for data harvesting, the most valuable patrons wouldn’t be the influencers, the conspiracy theorists, or the terminally online hot-take artists. No, the real goldmine is boring people. The ones whose search history is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Computers are supposed to be these marvels of modern engineering, capable of calculating complex equations and rendering lifelike graphics—until they suddenly keel over because you, a mere mortal, committed the unforgivable sin of opening too many browser tabs. It’s astounding[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’re racing toward an all-electric future like it’s a utopian dream, but let’s be honest—we’re just trading one dependency for another, and the new one comes with a countdown timer. Sure, Tesla swears their car batteries will last “a lifetime”,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when Xbox achievements first launched, and unlocking one actually meant something? That satisfying bloop noise wasn’t just a sound—it was a badge of honor, proof that you’d pulled off something legitimately impressive, like beating Halo on Legendary or surviving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you are gaming with only one account, you’re missing out. The new trend involves multi-account gamers: people who don’t just play a game but colonize it, creating elaborate networks of alts, backups, and “totally not me” side characters. Why[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Humanity has a remarkable talent for solving problems by simply slapping a new label on them. It’s like playing linguistic Tetris—when a term becomes too uncomfortable, we just rotate it until it fits a nicer narrative. “Illegal aliens” becomes “undocumented[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in the golden age of reviews—a time when every purchase, no matter how mundane, demands a dramatic soliloquy about its quality. Gone are the days when we simply used things; now, we must rate them with the gravitas[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve created a digital dystopia where our inboxes resemble a post-apocalyptic wasteland – endless stretches of Nigerian prince scams and suspicious “account alert” warnings, with the occasional legitimate email struggling to survive like the last can of beans in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…