We’ve all sat through the cybersecurity training. We’ve nodded along as IT lectures us about “hovering over links” and “checking sender addresses.” We’ve even scoffed at the hilariously obvious phishing attempts—”URGENT: Your CEO’s Dog Needs Bitcoin!”—feeling smug in our cyber-savviness.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
2025
Picture this: The robot uprising finally happens, but instead of Terminator-style carnage, it’s more like a polite British coup. Your Roomba doesn’t ram your ankles—it apologizes while vacuuming your remains into its dustbin. “Terribly sorry about this, human. Just following[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the shadowy depths of every office, there lurks a silent menace—more persistent than a printer error, more elusive than a missing semicolon. No, it’s not a virus. It’s not even the guy who keeps microwaving fish in the breakroom.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a time when the dim glow of a CRT screen and the symphony of synthesized bleeps and bloops represented the pinnacle of human civilization—the golden age of the arcade. For those of us who grew up in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Meetings are the corporate world’s version of group projects—except instead of a grade, the stakes are your dignity and the will to live. There’s an entire social rulebook no one ever taught you, like how nodding solemnly while someone drones[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are few sounds more terrifying in the modern workplace than the sudden, gut-churning realization that you’ve been unmuted this whole time. It’s the virtual equivalent of walking into a meeting with your pants down—except instead of your dignity, you’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy New Year, everyone! As we start another year, I want to discuss smart home technology. The promise of smart home technology was simple: appliances that anticipate our needs, streamline our lives, and generally behave like helpful robot butlers. The reality?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…






