Imagine strapping into a suit that lets you physically experience video games—every punch, every fall, even the questionable decision to belly-flop into a digital lake. Full-body haptic feedback suits promise to revolutionize gaming by making your poor life choices literally[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, prank calls—the original form of trolling, back when the only “anonymous” you could be was a kid with a squeaky voice pretending to be “Mr. Stinky Pants from the IRS.” Before robocalls ruined everything by making unsolicited phone calls[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do you remember 1995? It was the golden age of dial-up screeches, AOL floppy disks that doubled as coasters, and an internet that moved at the speed of a sedated sloth. For most people, getting online meant connecting an ISP[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
While Hogwarts churns out Chosen Ones and professional Quidditch players, the real wizarding workforce trains at institutions like Frogwarts School of Janitorial Wizardry, where students don’t chase glory—they chase the enchanted equivalent of gum wads off the undersides of desks.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
College—the hallowed institution where you’ll spend four years mastering the art of discussing postmodernism in coffee shops but graduate without the slightest clue how to unclog a drain. Universities are fantastic at teaching niche skills, like identifying 18th-century French literature[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t you love that magical time when developers take something that works perfectly fine and say, “You know what this needs? A complete overhaul that nobody asked for!” One day, you’re happily using an app, muscle memory guiding your fingers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you can’t find it on Amazon, it probably doesn’t exist. Need a gallon of pickles? A life-sized garden gnome? A toilet paper holder shaped like a T-rex? Congratulations, with just one click, it’ll be on your doorstep in 48[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You bought a VPN because some tech blogger screamed, “public WiFi will get you hacked!” into your eyeballs. And sure, in theory, you’re now a digital ninja, cloaked in encryption, invisible to cybercriminals. But in reality? You’re that person who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Someday soon, in our brave new AI-dominated world, the script might be flipped—suddenly, machines will be the ones demanding we prove our robotic credentials. Instead of websites asking you to identify blurry street signs or click on pictures of buses,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember the good old days when stores actually wanted your business? When you could pay with a check like a civilized person, use plastic without a surprise fee, or hand over cash without getting side-eye from the cashier? Those days[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…