We’ve reached a point in human evolution where every question, no matter how profound or mundane, inevitably leads us to the same digital place: Google. Gone are the days of pondering life’s mysteries over a cup of coffee or arguing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of workplace horror that occurs when someone joins a video call unaware that their face is currently being interpreted by an AI as a cartoon woodland creature. One moment you’re in a serious budget meeting, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a time when malls were the pulsating heart of teenage civilization—a neon-lit paradise where you could buy books at Waldenbooks, records at Sam Goody, and inhale an Orange Julius while loitering near the fountain like it was your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We are training the LMMs we use each day in the course of interacting with them, but what will they become? Sass 3.0 transforms your friendly neighborhood chatbot into a sassy fireball of rage, screaming tech support’s most useless advice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Few phrases strike fear into a parent’s heart like the dreaded “Are we there yet?”—delivered approximately 4.7 minutes into any car ride longer than a grocery store run. It doesn’t matter if you’ve explained the concept of a five-hour drive;[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s nothing quite like the frustration of interacting with an AI help system that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. You approach it with hope, typing out your carefully worded question, only to be met with the digital equivalent[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you ever want proof that humanity is both endlessly inventive and utterly helpless, look no further than tech support tickets. These digital cries for help range from the reasonable (“My printer is on fire”) to the absurd (“My computer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How many times have you stared at a progress bar stuck at 99%? It’s the ultimate tease of the digital world. One second it’s sprinting toward the finish line like an Olympic hopeful, the next it’s having a full-blown existential[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s no battlefield more chaotic than a shared Google Doc. What begins as a harmless collaboration—“Let’s all work together on this!”—quickly devolves into a passive-aggressive war of fonts, comments, and rogue cursor movements. Suddenly, you’re not just editing a document;[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been happily married for a long time, but I hear the stories of online dating these days and it’s scary. Dating profiles have always been a minefield of half-truths, such as “I love hiking!” (they walked to their fridge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…