Every school cafeteria operates as a thriving black market where USDA-approved meals go to die, and the currency of choice is anything neon-colored, vacuum-sealed, and nutritionally void. Parents may pack lunches with the precision of a Michelin-starred chef—organic apple slices[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every profession has its own special dialect—a bizarre, acronym-laden, jargon-packed way of speaking that sounds like fluent nonsense to outsiders. Doctors, soldiers, engineers, and IT guys seem to take particular pride in this, casually dropping phrases that leave the rest[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something uniquely hilarious—and slightly terrifying—about watching a grown adult sprint full-speed down a sidewalk, eyes glued to their phone, only to slam into a lamppost because a digital Charizard just appeared. Thanks to augmented reality games like Pokémon Go,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Marriage is a relationship where we somehow expect our partner to just know things without us ever saying them. We assume they’ll pick up on our subtle hints, interpret our dramatic sighs, and decode our passive-aggressive chores as declarations of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s be real—virtual pets are like relationships with ghosts: high maintenance, zero cuddles. Sure, your Tamagotchi won’t pee on the rug, but it also won’t wag its tail when you walk in the door unless you literally press a button[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As a Christian committed to the sufficiency of Scripture (2 Timothy 3:16-17), God instructs to carefully evaluate contemporary claims of prophecy and new revelation. While God certainly remains active in the world today, we must distinguish between genuine spiritual discernment[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gaming can sometimes feel like work, whether it’s the normal grind, tracking down bugs, analyzing glitches, or, in this case, accidentally becoming the unofficial game tester. Sometimes the line between fun and responsibility can get a little blurry. You start[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fitness apps and devices are like New Year’s resolutions. They seem great when you get them, but then they can be annoying when they interfere with our established routines and habits. There is a frustrating disconnect between our tech-driven fitness[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hexadecimal color codes are one of those things that make perfect sense once you’ve lost all will to question them. At first glance, they look like the result of a keyboard smash—#FF00FF, #C0FFEE, #BADA55—yet somehow, these cryptic combinations translate into[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trying to quit social media is like breaking up with a clingy ex who also happens to be holding your childhood photos hostage. “Oh, you wanna leave? Cool, cool. Say goodbye to… checks notes… your entire identity and sense of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…