Navigating a modern superhero movie has become less of a leisure activity and more of a part-time job that requires its own certification. You don’t just buy a ticket and some popcorn anymore; you strap in for a doctoral thesis[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Humanity has a remarkable talent for solving problems by simply slapping a new label on them. It’s like playing linguistic Tetris—when a term becomes too uncomfortable, we just rotate it until it fits a nicer narrative. “Illegal aliens” becomes “undocumented[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you ever want proof that humanity is both endlessly inventive and utterly helpless, look no further than tech support tickets. These digital cries for help range from the reasonable (“My printer is on fire”) to the absurd (“My computer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of despair that sets in when you open your team’s sprint board and realize it’s less a plan of action and more a digital graveyard of abandoned hopes. Every ticket is a sea of red “BLOCKED”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Autographs—those sacred scribbles from the famous, the pride of collectors, and the reason eBay’s authenticity team drinks heavily at lunch. But why bother with the real thing when you can embrace the wild, unpredictable world of fake autographs? After all,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
IT pros all know that on-call really means permanently tethered to your laptop like a dog on a leash, and work-life balance is just a mythical creature rumored to exist somewhere between the 3 AM ransomware alert and your fifth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Monday mornings in IT are the digital equivalent of walking into a room where someone’s set the servers on fire just to see what happens. But you? You’re the zen master of disaster, sipping your coffee like it’s a fine[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every profession has its own special dialect—a bizarre, acronym-laden, jargon-packed way of speaking that sounds like fluent nonsense to outsiders. Doctors, soldiers, engineers, and IT guys seem to take particular pride in this, casually dropping phrases that leave the rest[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…