Remember when swiping was something you did to credit card machines or your little brother’s grubby hands? Now, thanks to Tinder, it’s a full-blown cultural phenomenon—a verb so powerful it’s escaped the app and invaded our everyday lives. The Universal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember dating? That thing where you’d put on pants, go to a bar, and awkwardly shout compliments over loud music while trying not to spill your drink? Yeah, neither do we. Welcome to the era of romance in a pandemic,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Metaverse relationships exist in a bizarre digital purgatory where romance and absurdity collide—where you can have deep, meaningful conversations while your partner’s avatar floats slightly above their virtual chair because they still haven’t figured out the sitting mechanics. These connections[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a time when humans walked purely for survival—to hunt, gather, or escape predators. Now we march in place next to our microwaves at 11:58 PM because our step counter says we’re at 9,823 steps and we vow we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Marriage is a relationship where we somehow expect our partner to just know things without us ever saying them. We assume they’ll pick up on our subtle hints, interpret our dramatic sighs, and decode our passive-aggressive chores as declarations of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…