Mindfulness apps are the digital equivalent of a yoga instructor whispering “just be present” while your phone buzzes with 47 unread Slack messages. We’ve reached peak modern absurdity when we need a $12.99/month subscription to remind us to stop and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Modern life and technology has turned many into exhausted raccoons, digging through the trash cans of wellness trends, desperately searching for something—anything—that will make them feel less like zombies. They have inadvertently drunk decaf. The Great Wellness Debate: Namaste or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve officially reached peak absurdity in the digital age: needing an app to teach us how to sit still and breathe. Think about it—humanity survived for millennia without guided meditations, ambient rainforest soundscapes, or subscription-based enlightenment, yet here we are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…