Language is a precision tool—or at least, it should be. But somewhere along the way, we collectively decided that accuracy is overrated and that hijacking terms for comedic effect is far more entertaining. Now, we wield words like toddlers with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Video conference meetings are modern society’s great equalizer—no matter how important you are, at some point, you will be reduced to a frozen, pixelated face screaming “Can you hear me now?” while your coworker’s dog barks the national anthem in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Emoji Overload: How 😂 and 🚀 Replaced Actual Words (And Why We’re All Dumber for It) We’ve reached a point in digital communication where a single conversation looks less like an exchange of ideas and more like a hieroglyphic fever[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of workplace horror that occurs when someone joins a video call unaware that their face is currently being interpreted by an AI as a cartoon woodland creature. One moment you’re in a serious budget meeting, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the modern workplace, you can call in sick with a dramatic, cough-laden voicemail, only to be immediately betrayed by the blinking green dot next to your name on Slack that screams “LIAR!” to the entire company. Messaging platforms have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Meetings are the corporate world’s version of group projects—except instead of a grade, the stakes are your dignity and the will to live. There’s an entire social rulebook no one ever taught you, like how nodding solemnly while someone drones[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Picture this: Deep in some candlelit bunker beneath a Swiss bank, the world’s most powerful secret societies are holding an emergency meeting. The Grand Master of the Illuminati paces furiously, his robes swishing as he glares at a Bloomberg Terminal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…