There’s something deeply ironic about firing up a remastered version of a game from your childhood, only to discover it now requires more storage space than your entire middle school computer lab could handle. We’ve reached peak absurdity in game[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the eternal struggle of the RTS player: Do I build more workers to secure my economy, or do I pump out units to crush my enemy before they crush me? It’s like choosing between paying your taxes or buying[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the grand tradition of dystopian fiction, The Hunger Games stands out as the most brutal teen pageant ever conceived—a glittery, murderous spectacle where the prize is survival and the audience is a bunch of Capitol citizens who apparently think[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of corporate absurdity that happens when companies become obsessed with measuring every blink, keystroke, and bathroom break—turning human employees into glorified Excel cells that occasionally complain about burnout. The modern workplace has devolved into a never-ending[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Parents quickly learn that no amount of brightly colored plastic toys can compete with the siren song of mundane objects – especially anything with moving parts. While adults see a grocery store conveyor belt as a simple mechanism for transporting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There exists a special breed of human—part warrior, part diplomat, part sleep-deprived maniac—who attempts to balance raid schedules with soccer practice, guild drama with parent-teacher conferences, and epic loot drops with remembering to actually feed their children. These brave souls[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome to the bizarre world of competitive gaming, where players with $3,000 RGB-lit battle stations willingly turn their graphics down to the level of a Nintendo 64 on life support—all for that sweet, sweet 0.2% edge in kill-to-death ratio. It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Free-to-play” games are the ultimate bait-and-switch—like getting a “free” puppy and then realizing you’ve somehow spent $3,000 on organic dog treats and a designer raincoat. You download the game,thrilled by the price tag, only to discover it’s basically a digital[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There exists a special class of gamer who believes their $3,000 RGB-lit battle station automatically makes them superior to the common folk. You know the type – they don’t just play games, they perform them, treating their gaming setup like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Years ago, a rumor made its way across the internet that you could wash your keyboard in the dishwasher. In actuality, it was the keycaps that could be washed, but so many people with horribly grimy keyboards took the information[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…