Horoscopes are just astrology’s way of gaslighting you into thinking that the month you were born in determines the rest of your life. “Mercury is in retrograde!” Cool. So is my motivation, but you don’t see me blaming planets for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Modern life and technology has turned many into exhausted raccoons, digging through the trash cans of wellness trends, desperately searching for something—anything—that will make them feel less like zombies. They have inadvertently drunk decaf. The Great Wellness Debate: Namaste or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am often frustrated with the chronically late, those poor souls who treat punctuality like a suggestion and deadlines like abstract art. They don’t just arrive late; they arrive armed with excuses so weak they make a wet paper bag[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…