Mindfulness apps are the digital equivalent of a yoga instructor whispering “just be present” while your phone buzzes with 47 unread Slack messages. We’ve reached peak modern absurdity when we need a $12.99/month subscription to remind us to stop and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Social media sometimes feels like that one friend who never lets you forget that time you tripped in public, except this friend has a photographic memory and insists on sharing the evidence every. Single. Year. Just when you’ve finally repressed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine this: You’re running late for work when your car suddenly decides today is the day your premium driving Experience subscription lapses. Your GPS vanishes. Your heated seats go cold. Even your turn signals stop working until you cough up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With the right PR spin “oops” can become “innovation” in the software industry. Nothing captures this beautiful delusion better than the classic “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature” defense, a magical incantation that transforms your game-breaking glitch into “emergent[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s rant about autocorrect – that helpful little feature that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. You know the drill: you’re trying to send a perfectly normal text like “See you at dinner,” and suddenly your phone has you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloween, everyone. Want to hear something scary? I know your YouTube history. Hahahaha. YouTube’s watch history is like a diary you never meant to keep—a brutally honest log of every late-night rabbit hole, questionable entertainment choices, and moments of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…