Nothing makes you question the meaning of public service quite like trying to obtain a simple document from your local government. Whether it’s registering your dog, getting married, or renewing your driver’s license, you’ll quickly discover that common sense is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
IT pros all know that on-call really means permanently tethered to your laptop like a dog on a leash, and work-life balance is just a mythical creature rumored to exist somewhere between the 3 AM ransomware alert and your fifth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine this: You build a beautiful online house (your website), decorate it with your finest memes and professional content, only to wake up one day and find some cyber-squatter has changed the locks, replaced your family photos with Russian ransomware[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There exists a special breed of human—part warrior, part diplomat, part sleep-deprived maniac—who attempts to balance raid schedules with soccer practice, guild drama with parent-teacher conferences, and epic loot drops with remembering to actually feed their children. These brave souls[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the cybersecurity world—where you’ve got your white hats, your black hats, and your “I watched a YouTube tutorial and now I’m a threat to society” hats. Then there’s this guy—the wannabe hacker whose greatest nemesis isn’t a firewall, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of regret that comes with realizing your 12-year-old self didn’t think things through when picking out an email address. You know the one—the email you signed up for that was cool at the time but now[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve often had that one more turn moment in gaming—whether it’s Civilization, an RPG, or just about any strategy game that demands my full attention. One more turn is the three-word phrase that has ruined more sleep schedules than caffeine[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember those classic road trip games where kids pass the time by finding certain things out the window? There’s “I Spy,” “License Plate Bingo,” and the always exciting “Who Can Find the Most Cows” competition. Well, here’s the digital age’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Marriage is a relationship where we somehow expect our partner to just know things without us ever saying them. We assume they’ll pick up on our subtle hints, interpret our dramatic sighs, and decode our passive-aggressive chores as declarations of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gone are the simple days when the Elf on the Shelf was just a creepy doll that moved around your house—now it’s a full-blown IoT surveillance device running on AWS, turning Christmas into a dystopian reality show where Santa plays[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…