It’s a universal fact that the acceptability of our actions depends less on the actions themselves and more on the specific, often unspoken, rules of the scenario we find ourselves in. Take, for instance, the simple act of shouting. Bellowing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There exists a peaceful, blissful state of ignorance in the world of audio. It’s a place where people listen to music on the earbuds that came with their phone, or on a Bluetooth speaker they won at a company golf[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s discuss PETA – that well-meaning but perpetually out-of-touch activist group that somehow manages to make everyone uncomfortable, including the animals they’re trying to protect. This is the organization that will compare your turkey sandwich to the Holocaust while simultaneously[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know the feeling when you’re cornered by responsibility, staring down the barrel of accountability, and suddenly, inspiration strikes? “Not today, consequences,” you think. The human mind has an incredible ability to conjure up excuses so flimsy, so shamelessly absurd,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of first-world existential crisis that occurs when you’re forced to share a single game console with your entire household. The sheer injustice of it all – having to negotiate screen time like some kind of pre-industrial[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Our biggest worry about dying used to be how our family would be taken care of and whether they would fight over the record collection. But in the digital age? You leave behind a forensic trail so detailed, future historians[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There exists a special breed of social media terrorist who delights in tagging you in photos where you look like a sleep-deprived raccoon who just witnessed a crime. These digital sadists operate with the precision of a sniper, waiting until[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Vacations—those magical weeks where you escape the stresses of daily life only to realize your emotional baggage packed itself in your carry-on. Nothing brings buried issues to the surface like being trapped in a timeshare with your family or realizing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Isn’t it funny how one tiny bug can unleash cosmic chaos: one minute you’re writing a harmless loop, the next, a very angry T-Rex is pixelating onto your screen to blame you for his family’s “untimely dereferencing.” Now you’re staring[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Corporate America runs on a steady diet of motivational sludge. These vague, glittering phrases like “Innovate the future!” and “Embrace the synergy!” sound profound but contain all the nutritional value of a PowerPoint slide. These phrases are the linguistic equivalent[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…