I am often frustrated with the chronically late, those poor souls who treat punctuality like a suggestion and deadlines like abstract art. They don’t just arrive late; they arrive armed with excuses so weak they make a wet paper bag[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s nothing quite like joining a multiplayer game’s voice chat, only to be immediately assaulted by the cacophony of humanity’s most unhinged background noise. It’s like walking into a bizarre audio zoo where every exhibit is someone who’s forgotten their[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in the most technologically advanced era in human history—where our phones can track our steps, our sleep, and even our location at all times. And yet, we still spend approximately 37% of our adult lives frantically patting ourselves[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
IT pros all know that on-call really means permanently tethered to your laptop like a dog on a leash, and work-life balance is just a mythical creature rumored to exist somewhere between the 3 AM ransomware alert and your fifth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Explaining online safety to someone with low digital literacy often turns us into frustrated dog owners yelling “NO! BAD WEBSITE!” at their screens like they’re scolding a golden retriever chewing on a power cord. The struggle is real: how do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No child reaches adulthood without experiencing at least one era of being a complete menace. History tends to sanitize childhood, portraying famous figures as cherubic prodigies or angelic little scholars. But the truth? Every legend was once a tiny chaos-goblin[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have you ever fallen down the social media rabbit hole, refreshing your notifications like a gambler at a slot machine, hoping for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit of a like? It starts innocently enough: “I’ll just post this cute pic[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the good ol’ days—when “going offline” meant literally walking away instead of frantically toggling half a dozen “Do Not Disturb” settings while your phone laughs at you. “Silence? In this economy?” Now? My smartwatch judges my REM cycle like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…