In the swirling, chaotic soup of modern life, we all need a little backup. We’ve officially entered the age of the emotional support [Insert Object Here]. And while it’s lovely that we now recognize a golden retriever can soothe anxiety,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s discuss PETA – that well-meaning but perpetually out-of-touch activist group that somehow manages to make everyone uncomfortable, including the animals they’re trying to protect. This is the organization that will compare your turkey sandwich to the Holocaust while simultaneously[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Once upon a time, in a land not so far away (probably France), a group of very serious scientists sat around a table and said, “You know what the world needs? A logical, decimal-based measurement system that makes sense!” And[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know the feeling when you’re cornered by responsibility, staring down the barrel of accountability, and suddenly, inspiration strikes? “Not today, consequences,” you think. The human mind has an incredible ability to conjure up excuses so flimsy, so shamelessly absurd,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Video conference meetings are modern society’s great equalizer—no matter how important you are, at some point, you will be reduced to a frozen, pixelated face screaming “Can you hear me now?” while your coworker’s dog barks the national anthem in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Emoji Overload: How 😂 and 🚀 Replaced Actual Words (And Why We’re All Dumber for It) We’ve reached a point in digital communication where a single conversation looks less like an exchange of ideas and more like a hieroglyphic fever[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in the golden age of reviews—a time when every purchase, no matter how mundane, demands a dramatic soliloquy about its quality. Gone are the days when we simply used things; now, we must rate them with the gravitas[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve all marveled at those flawless AI-generated images—until we encounter the ones that look like the algorithm had a stroke mid-prompt. You ask for a simple bowl of fruit and get a surrealist nightmare where bananas have teeth and the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are few sounds more terrifying in the modern workplace than the sudden, gut-churning realization that you’ve been unmuted this whole time. It’s the virtual equivalent of walking into a meeting with your pants down—except instead of your dignity, you’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I often have to kick myself when I lend something out with the naive hope that it will return to me in the same condition, or at all. Somewhere in the universe, there’s a black hole where pens, chargers, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…