There’s a special breed of hacker who doesn’t just want to steal your data—they want to mess with your life in ways so bizarre, you’d think they’re training for a reality show called “Prank My Identity.” These digital gremlins skip[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The tech world’s version of juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle is managing the multicloud without a dedicated multicloud management suite. Sure, spreading your apps across AWS, Azure, and Google Cloud sounds smart (“We’ll just use the best of each!”),[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You can’t read a recipe for scrambled eggs without first solving a philosophical dilemma about data privacy these days. GDPR and CCPA went a long way to help privacy, but it also came with fallout, the nuclear kind. With its[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A client of mine had backups and then was hit with ransomware. Unfortunately for them, they learned that their backups would take days to download from the cloud. This was something that should’ve been tested to ensure it met with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing says we didn’t think this through like building your mission-critical data center in a flood zone because the rent was cheap, or next to a fireworks factory because “the explosions make great stress tests!” Sure, that abandoned warehouse by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome to the age of convenience, where your smart speaker is basically that one friend who swears they’re not listening—but somehow knows way too much about your secret pizza binges and questionable karaoke choices. Sure, yelling “Hey Google, turn off[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The cloud is a magical place where your data lives, your dreams of simplicity go to die, and every tutorial starts with “First, configure your Kubernetes cluster” like that’s a normal thing to say. Sure, cloud platforms promise “infinite scalability”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing makes you question your life choices quite like reading a data breach report and realizing some random company has been hoarding your personal information like a digital dragon sitting on a pile of gold—except instead of gold, it’s your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every workplace has its own version of initiation by tedium—a sacred tradition where new employees must prove their worth by enduring soul-crushing tasks that serve no purpose other than to break their spirit. Whether it’s manually updating a 500-row spreadsheet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know that feeling when you click a link with hopeful anticipation, only to be greeted by that digital dead end: the dreaded 404 error? This virtual cul-de-sac is the Internet’s way of saying, “The thing you wanted? Gone. Poof.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…