Navigating a modern superhero movie has become less of a leisure activity and more of a part-time job that requires its own certification. You don’t just buy a ticket and some popcorn anymore; you strap in for a doctoral thesis[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s talk about the unspoken horror of workplace music—the sonic purgatory designed to make you question your life choices while you file TPS reports. Whether it’s the dentist-office jazz at your cubicle or the aggressively cheerful pop in retail, bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Corporate America has officially run out of earthly places to cut corners, so naturally, the next logical step is to blast our factories into space. Forget outsourcing to China—the real money saver is manufacturing in zero gravity, where there are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mindfulness apps are the digital equivalent of a yoga instructor whispering “just be present” while your phone buzzes with 47 unread Slack messages. We’ve reached peak modern absurdity when we need a $12.99/month subscription to remind us to stop and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every workplace has its own version of initiation by tedium—a sacred tradition where new employees must prove their worth by enduring soul-crushing tasks that serve no purpose other than to break their spirit. Whether it’s manually updating a 500-row spreadsheet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the annual employee survey—a sacred corporate ritual where companies pretend to care about your opinions, and employees pretend they believe them. These digital interrogations promises that your voice matters while delivering results that are promptly filed under things we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Somewhere in the annals of business history, there exists a vault of ideas so baffling that they make a Goodyear blimp with braille seem almost logical. These are the brainchildren of executives who clearly thought a little too far outside[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…