The unhackable cloud is tech’s most adorable urban myth, right up there with “the printer will work if I yell at it” and “I’ll remember this password later.” Newsflash: just because your data is floating in the digital sky doesn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every cloud provider swears they’re all about open standards and customer freedom, right up until you try to leave, at which point you discover their idea of open is more like a roach motel: you can check in any time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gone are the simple days when the Elf on the Shelf was just a creepy doll that moved around your house—now it’s a full-blown IoT surveillance device running on AWS, turning Christmas into a dystopian reality show where Santa plays[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They say opposites attract—and in our case, my wife is attracted to nature’s beauty, while I’m busy trying to render nature’s beauty at 60fps. Picture this: Aimee’s out there living her best life—breathing fresh air, touching grass, probably befriending a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…