Let’s be real—virtual pets are like relationships with ghosts: high maintenance, zero cuddles. Sure, your Tamagotchi won’t pee on the rug, but it also won’t wag its tail when you walk in the door unless you literally press a button[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fitness apps and devices are like New Year’s resolutions. They seem great when you get them, but then they can be annoying when they interfere with our established routines and habits. There is a frustrating disconnect between our tech-driven fitness[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gone are the simple days when the Elf on the Shelf was just a creepy doll that moved around your house—now it’s a full-blown IoT surveillance device running on AWS, turning Christmas into a dystopian reality show where Santa plays[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in strange times where science gets a participation trophy in the identity Olympics. Chromosomes? Debatable. Basic anatomy? Up for discussion. But mention someone’s skin color in the wrong tone and suddenly we’ve got PhDs in melanin analysis determining[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…