Mindfulness apps are the digital equivalent of a yoga instructor whispering “just be present” while your phone buzzes with 47 unread Slack messages. We’ve reached peak modern absurdity when we need a $12.99/month subscription to remind us to stop and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Remember when swiping was something you did to credit card machines or your little brother’s grubby hands? Now, thanks to Tinder, it’s a full-blown cultural phenomenon—a verb so powerful it’s escaped the app and invaded our everyday lives. The Universal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What if your maps app wasn’t just bad at directions… but actively working against you? Picture this: You type “Take me home” after a long day, and instead of your usual route, your GPS suddenly decides you need to experience[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve officially reached peak absurdity in the digital age: needing an app to teach us how to sit still and breathe. Think about it—humanity survived for millennia without guided meditations, ambient rainforest soundscapes, or subscription-based enlightenment, yet here we are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dating before Tinder required actual effort – dressing up, going outside, and mustering the courage to talk to strangers like some kind of medieval peasant. Online dating changed things (I met my wife on eHarmony), but Tinder was the real[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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We treat digital security like we’re building Fort Knox, complete with firewalls that could withstand a nuclear attack, encryption protocols that would make a cryptographer dizzy, and enough multi-factor authentication steps to qualify as an obstacle course. Yet somehow, hackers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…





