Deep in the bowels of every enterprise, there exists a piece of software so ancient, so cryptic, that it might as well be written in hieroglyphics. It’s the system that someone built in 1998—back when dial-up internet was cutting-edge and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Humanity has a remarkable talent for solving problems by simply slapping a new label on them. It’s like playing linguistic Tetris—when a term becomes too uncomfortable, we just rotate it until it fits a nicer narrative. “Illegal aliens” becomes “undocumented[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve created a digital dystopia where our inboxes resemble a post-apocalyptic wasteland – endless stretches of Nigerian prince scams and suspicious “account alert” warnings, with the occasional legitimate email struggling to survive like the last can of beans in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a time when the dim glow of a CRT screen and the symphony of synthesized bleeps and bloops represented the pinnacle of human civilization—the golden age of the arcade. For those of us who grew up in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am often frustrated with the chronically late, those poor souls who treat punctuality like a suggestion and deadlines like abstract art. They don’t just arrive late; they arrive armed with excuses so weak they make a wet paper bag[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let me tell you a little story. It didn’t happen this way, but if aliens arrived, it probably would’ve. The year was 0-ish AD. The place: Bethlehem. The event: The birth of Christ. A glowing saucer descended over Bethlehem where[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Alien franchise is essentially a 40-year-long cautionary tale about why humanity has no business exploring space. From the moment the crew of the Nostromo decided violating quarantine protocols to poke at suspicious alien eggs was a good idea, we’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They say mathematics is the universal language—elegant, precise, understood across cultures without translation. But let’s be real: the true universal language isn’t calculus or algebra—it’s commerce. Cold, hard cash is what unites humanity far more effectively than the quadratic formula[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…