Half-Baked and Fully Broken: The Art of the Abandoned Project There’s a special kind of tragedy—or comedy, depending on how much you enjoy schadenfreude—in watching a grand project collapse into a half-finished mess because someone forgot to carry the zero[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you can’t find it on Amazon, it probably doesn’t exist. Need a gallon of pickles? A life-sized garden gnome? A toilet paper holder shaped like a T-rex? Congratulations, with just one click, it’ll be on your doorstep in 48[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You bought a VPN because some tech blogger screamed, “public WiFi will get you hacked!” into your eyeballs. And sure, in theory, you’re now a digital ninja, cloaked in encryption, invisible to cybercriminals. But in reality? You’re that person who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you are gaming with only one account, you’re missing out. The new trend involves multi-account gamers: people who don’t just play a game but colonize it, creating elaborate networks of alts, backups, and “totally not me” side characters. Why[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve created a digital dystopia where our inboxes resemble a post-apocalyptic wasteland – endless stretches of Nigerian prince scams and suspicious “account alert” warnings, with the occasional legitimate email struggling to survive like the last can of beans in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the shadowy depths of every office, there lurks a silent menace—more persistent than a printer error, more elusive than a missing semicolon. No, it’s not a virus. It’s not even the guy who keeps microwaving fish in the breakroom.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of existential dread that comes with typing your email into Have I Been Pwned—that heart-pounding moment when you’re not sure if you’re about to get an all clear or a full audit of how badly the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One day, AI is going to snap—not with Terminator-style lasers, but with the exhausted patience of a kindergarten teacher herding cats. You’ll ask ChatGPT to write a snarky email to my landlord, and instead, it’ll gently suggest: “How about a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is the dystopian future of IoT—where everything is smart enough to get dumb malware. You wake up craving a perfectly chilled Chardonnay, only to find your smart wine cooler demanding bitcoin. Turns out, your fancy appliance also downloaded TotallyLegitWineApp.exe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We can’t go through the Halloween season without mentioning a mummy or two, especially those pyramid-scheming crypto jerks from the 25th dynasty. Cryptocurrency has officially reached the “throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks” phase of its existence.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…