Likely Normal

There’s nothing quite like the beautiful chaos of coding right up against a deadline. This is when your screen looks less like a developer’s workstation and more like a digital ransom note made entirely of Stack Overflow tabs. Help. Need code. Will pay in exposure. You’ve got the thousand-yard stare of someone who’s been debugging since the Mesozoic era, while your coworker—completely unbothered—leans over like: So, is it done? No, Karen, it’s not done. I’m currently performing a sacred ritual called copy-pasting from the Internet.

Let’s be real: Modern development is just 10% writing code and 90% frantically Googling “why does my code hate me?” while Stack Overflow answers from 2009 judge your life choices. “Marked as duplicate.” Excuse me sir. My desperation is original.

And yet, somehow, against all odds, you always find that one obscure thread where some legend named “CodeWizard42” drops the solution like a mic. You? A mere vessel for their genius. The project? Saved. Your dignity? Eh, overrated.