Loading Issues
How many times have you stared at a progress bar stuck at 99%? It’s the ultimate tease of the digital world. One second it’s sprinting toward the finish line like an Olympic hopeful, the next it’s having a full-blown existential crisis: “What if I’m not ready? What if you’re not ready?” Suddenly, your progress indicator isn’t just loading—it’s in therapy, questioning its purpose, your patience, and whether it should really commit to that final 1%.
It’s hilarious because we’ve all been there, staring at that agonizing sliver of unfinished progress, mentally bargaining with the universe: “I swear, if you just finish, I’ll never yell at my Wi-Fi again.” The loading bar’s sudden trust issues are just a mirror of our own—“Is this really happening? Are we sure it’s not frozen? Should I… click it again? Harder?”
And let’s be real: that last 1% isn’t just loading—it’s judging you. Maybe it’s waiting for you to apologize for all those times you rage-quit. Maybe it’s just enjoying the power trip. Either way, the message is clear: “You wanted progress? LOL. Sit. Stay. Suffer.”
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