Likely Normal

Let’s be real—any IT pro worth their salt knows that when systems go down hard, you gotta escalate from troubleshooting to performance art real quick. That’s where the emergency kit comes in. Forget your fancy diagnostic tools—when the server’s on fire and the CEO is breathing down your neck, you need the big guns: a baseball bat for persuading uncooperative hardware, holy water (because some bugs are clearly demonic), and the pièce de résistance—the big red abort button, aka the “nuke it from orbit” option.

There’s a certain poetry to watching an IT admin transition from polite Googling to full-on exorcist mode when a printer jams for the 15th time. That baseball bat isn’t just for show—it’s a therapeutic tool (and OSHA will never prove otherwise). The holy water? Essential for when Event Viewer starts spitting out errors in what looks like actual Latin curses. And the abort button? Well, sometimes the only winning move is to yeet the whole system into the void and pretend it never happened.

At the end of the day, IT isn’t just about knowing how things work—it’s about surviving the moments when they don’t. So next time you see an admin muttering incantations over a frozen terminal, just nod respectfully. They’re not losing it—they’re performing. And if all else fails? Smash the button.