Likely Normal

In the shadowy depths of every office, there lurks a silent menace—more persistent than a printer error, more elusive than a missing semicolon. No, it’s not a virus. It’s not even the guy who keeps microwaving fish in the breakroom. It’s… the ghost interns.

You know them. The interns who left months ago—possibly years—yet still linger in the digital realm like spectral reminders of IT’s forgetfulness. Their accounts remain active, their email addresses still bouncing around automated replies like a screensaver that nobody has the heart to shut down.