Every company’s messaging platform has a shadow economy of channels where actual work goes to quietly expire while employees build elaborate civilizations of nonsense. These digital speakeasies operate under the thin veneer of professional communication while hosting everything from passionate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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We’ve officially reached peak absurdity in the digital age: needing an app to teach us how to sit still and breathe. Think about it—humanity survived for millennia without guided meditations, ambient rainforest soundscapes, or subscription-based enlightenment, yet here we are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing makes you question your life choices quite like reading a data breach report and realizing some random company has been hoarding your personal information like a digital dragon sitting on a pile of gold—except instead of gold, it’s your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Picture this: You pat your pocket and feel… nothing. No phone. No lifeline. Just empty fabric and the cold sweat of instant regret. Your heart stops. Your palms go clammy. You suddenly understand how a snail feels without its shell—naked,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a special kind of corporate absurdity that happens when companies become obsessed with measuring every blink, keystroke, and bathroom break—turning human employees into glorified Excel cells that occasionally complain about burnout. The modern workplace has devolved into a never-ending[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Metaverse relationships exist in a bizarre digital purgatory where romance and absurdity collide—where you can have deep, meaningful conversations while your partner’s avatar floats slightly above their virtual chair because they still haven’t figured out the sitting mechanics. These connections[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gaming can sometimes feel like work, whether it’s the normal grind, tracking down bugs, analyzing glitches, or, in this case, accidentally becoming the unofficial game tester. Sometimes the line between fun and responsibility can get a little blurry. You start[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…






