You, a modern-day digital warrior, declare “enough!” Phone off. Wi-Fi unplugged. Smartwatch tossed into a drawer like it’s evidence. For one glorious moment, you bask in the sweet, sweet silence of not being pinged, tracked, or algorithmically judged. “Ah, freedom!”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s be real—virtual pets are like relationships with ghosts: high maintenance, zero cuddles. Sure, your Tamagotchi won’t pee on the rug, but it also won’t wag its tail when you walk in the door unless you literally press a button[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fitness apps and devices are like New Year’s resolutions. They seem great when you get them, but then they can be annoying when they interfere with our established routines and habits. There is a frustrating disconnect between our tech-driven fitness[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trying to quit social media is like breaking up with a clingy ex who also happens to be holding your childhood photos hostage. “Oh, you wanna leave? Cool, cool. Say goodbye to… checks notes… your entire identity and sense of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the good ol’ days—when “going offline” meant literally walking away instead of frantically toggling half a dozen “Do Not Disturb” settings while your phone laughs at you. “Silence? In this economy?” Now? My smartwatch judges my REM cycle like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They say opposites attract—and in our case, my wife is attracted to nature’s beauty, while I’m busy trying to render nature’s beauty at 60fps. Picture this: Aimee’s out there living her best life—breathing fresh air, touching grass, probably befriending a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…